I'll be a good girl, I swear If I could only smell his hair. Under my tree all wrapped up, And next to him a wine-filled cup. All adorned in his fine suit of dress, I swear, dear Santa, I won't make it a mess! I'll take it all off him so carefully, And be sure to work extra slowly. I'll lay him down upon the floor And then be sure to lock the door; I cannot promise we won't make a sound s we lay in heaven on the ground. I promise to treat him well, I swear! But oh, I might mess up his hair...! That's all right; I have a brush! But, oh, dear Santa, I'm starting to blush... But please make me happy, and grant my wish I'm not asking for expensive, selfish gifts All I want is to have him for a while I cannot promise, though, I won't have his child But Santa, dear, you won't have to pay, For I'd be in heaven on Christmas Day If I were to awake to this man beneath my tree You couldn't ever find a happier me!
...Until I find what else you've wrapped in a bow, A little one, sparkling...down below!
Your happy, hopeful little elf, ~*Cat*~
...or, at least...can I have his staff? (I'm not promising there's no inuendo! ;) )