I have serious problems. While scanning through my little [pink] notebook that I keep in my messenger bag, I found a not-even-halfway-done murdered version of Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall" (aka: We Don't Need No Education)
We don't need no Dark Arts teacher We've got one here that would be great There won't be chasm in the classroom Next year won't leave the position alone
Hey, Dumbledore! Put me on the throne!
Riiight.........kay, about to put up a new 'survey' on buttons before hitting the sack...