2003-03-05 - 12:23 a.m.

Hey folks! Sorry I haven't been doing much of interest lately......here's something to keep y'all going! ^_~


The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and it will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?







The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?







Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?" (Wrong Answer)

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?







Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.



4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?







Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.





According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers.


Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.



Hope you enjoyed! ^____^ Mind you, I didn't create this....I kinda "borrowed" it from a page off funbun.com.

Cheers! ^_~



12:50 PM

I have a date tonight at 7. Yahoo! ;D


Find out what Harry Potter Character you are here!
Created by TheMast
"You're Draco Malfoy. You're not exactly a nice person, in fact, you're a complete brat. You take extreme pleasure in making other people miserable and because of that, most people pretty much hate you. You do seem to have a certain bit of charisma though, and it draws other brats like yourself to you. They're mostly just spineless yes-men though, as cowardly as you are, so don't place too much trust in them. The only thing huger than your enormous ego is the head that houses it, so you don't take much crap from anybody at all. You have a penchant for things with a darker side, just don't let them get a hold of you, you aren't completely evil yet......yet."



5:25 pm...

I love him
But every day I'm learning
All my life
I've only been pretending

Without me
His world will go on turning
A world that's full of happiness
That I have never known...

I love him............but only on my own...

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